{"id":8699,"date":"2011-05-09T16:30:00","date_gmt":"2011-05-09T15:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/?p=8677"},"modified":"2011-05-09T16:30:00","modified_gmt":"2011-05-09T15:30:00","slug":"alarm-for-cobra-11-crash-time-13","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/2011\/05\/09\/alarm-for-cobra-11-crash-time-13\/","title":{"rendered":"Alarm for Cobra 11 &#8211; Crash Time 13."},"content":{"rendered":"<div><strong>autor: Stela<\/strong><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><img decoding=\"async\" title=\"526\" alt=\"\" class=\"center\" src=\"http:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/4d5fd7c5ac_74966596_o2.jpg\" \/><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>TOM<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>V KANCEL\u00c1\u0158I<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;\u0160\u00e9fov\u00e1, je to tak!&#8220; Dupnu nohou, abych p\u0159idal d\u016fraz m\u00e9mu tvrzen\u00ed.<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Kaulitzi, vy mi chcete tvrdit, \u017ee Ronova boura\u010dka a zran\u011bn\u00ed byla nehoda?&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Jo a Pamela Anderson je je\u0161t\u011b panna!&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Hele, Bille, nechte si va\u0161e neslu\u0161n\u00e9 p\u0159ipom\u00ednky a koukejte mi to oba n\u011bjak objasnit!&#8220;<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;\u0160\u00e9fov\u00e1, je to tak. Ten blbec si prost\u011b p\u016fj\u010dil rozbitou k\u00e1ru. \u010corknul ji jednomu t\u00fdpkovi v odstavn\u00fdm pruhu. To auto m\u011blo v prdeli brzdy a Ron si toho v\u0161imnul, a\u017e byl v pln\u00fd rychlosti uprost\u0159ed provozu.&#8220;<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>Pronesu klidn\u011b moje zji\u0161t\u011bn\u00ed. Povol\u00edm jednou nohou. Ruku zap\u0159u za vystr\u010den\u00fd bok, otev\u0159u pusu, jazyk ukotv\u00edm v koutku a kouk\u00e1m na \u0161\u00e9fovou.<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Kaulitzi, co to je? P\u0159esta\u0148te napodobovat va\u0161eho bratra Billa, a kdy\u017e u\u017e, tak alespo\u0148 zav\u0159ete hubu!&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;J\u00f3o? Tak to koukejte pochopit, Engelhartov\u00e1, byla to nehoda. Sp\u00ed\u0161e by v\u00e1s m\u011bli zaj\u00edmat ty t\u0159i chlapi, kter\u00fd, a\u017e se div\u00edm, zadr\u017eeli Listing s Gustavem.&#8220;<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Kaulitzi, vy pubert\u00e1ln\u00ed  v\u00fdrostku s inteligenc\u00ed prom\u00e1\u010dkl\u00e9ho plechu, ne\u0159\u00edkejte mi Engelhartov\u00e1! Pro v\u00e1s jsem v\u017edycky jenom \u0160\u00c9FOV\u00c1! Jasn\u00fd.&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;A v\u00e1m?&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Co, m\u011b a ne\u0161tv\u011bte m\u011b.&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;No jestli je v\u00e1m jasn\u00fd, \u017ee to byla nehoda?&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Ano a te\u010f padejte vyslechnout ta t\u0159i chlapy&#8230; A ka\u017e&#8230;&#8220; U\u017e to nedo\u0159ekne, jeliko\u017e jsme d\u00e1vno na cest\u011b do v\u00fdslechov\u00e9 m\u00edstnosti.<\/div>\n<div>Mo\u017en\u00e1 jsem si dovolil a\u017e moc, ale nem\u016f\u017ee m\u011b podez\u0159\u00edvat s toho, \u017ee jsem to zavinil j\u00e1 a cht\u00edt po mn\u011b \u00fahradu toho okna a z\u00e1chodov\u00e9 m\u00edsy. V\u017edy\u0165 na t\u00e9 poj\u00edzdn\u00e9 k\u00e1rce, co n\u00e1m sv\u011b\u0159ila, nebylo ani \u0161kr\u00e1bnut\u00ed. Teda kdy\u017e vypust\u00edm prost\u0159elen\u00e9 zadn\u00ed sv\u011btlo, z\u00e1mek kufru, co stejn\u011b nefungoval a dal\u0161\u00ed d\u00edru v zadku auta. Ale oproti m\u00fdm minul\u00fdm k\u00e1r\u00e1m je to minimum.<\/div>\n<hr \/>\n<div>\n<\/div>\n<div>BILL<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>Vkro\u010d\u00edme s Tomem do m\u00edstnosti. Zasednu ke stolu naproti t\u011bm t\u0159em a mrknu na Toma, aby zapnul nahr\u00e1v\u00e1n\u00ed. V\u00fdpov\u011bdi se mus\u00ed archivovat.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>Myslel jsem si, \u017ee to prob\u011bhne v klidu, ale hned po m\u00e9 prvn\u00ed ot\u00e1zce m\u011b zpra\u017e\u00ed klasick\u00e1 p\u0159ipom\u00ednka.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Tak vy si mysl\u00edte, \u017ee v\u00e1m to projde, s tim va\u0161im nic ne\u0159eknu bez sv\u00e9ho pr\u00e1vn\u00edka!&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;To bych se na to pod\u00edval.&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;V\u0161ak on t\u011b ten sm\u00edch p\u0159ejde, blbe\u010dku!&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>Vezmu kalkula\u010dku, co le\u017e\u00ed na stolku u lampi\u010dky a cvak\u00e1m jak divej.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Tak\u017ee to m\u00e1me p\u0159ekro\u010den\u00ed  povolen\u00e9 rychlosti, po\u0161kozen\u00ed majetku, napaden\u00ed, ur\u00e1\u017eka ve\u0159ejn\u00e9ho \u010dinitele, t\u011b\u017ek\u00e9 ubl\u00ed\u017een\u00ed na zdrav\u00ed, p\u0159\u00edpadn\u011b pokus o zabit\u00ed, a tak d\u00e1le a tak d\u00e1le&#8230; to d\u011bl\u00e1 p\u0159ibli\u017en\u011b&#8230; ajajajajaj. Vylezete z basy p\u011bkn\u011b star\u00fd!&#8220;<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>P\u0159edhod\u00edm p\u0159ed n\u011b  kalkula\u010dku s v\u00fdsledkem, ale setk\u00e1m se jen s opovr\u017eliv\u00fdmi pohledy.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>TOM<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>Bill si sice vede dob\u0159e, sed\u00edm a kouk\u00e1m, jak jim to vytmavil, ale chci si taky u\u017e\u00edt f\u00edzlov\u00e1n\u00ed.<\/div>\n<div>Postav\u00edm se, dojdu k Billovi a ruce zap\u0159u o st\u016fl p\u0159\u00edmo naproti t\u011bm t\u0159em. Zap\u00edchnu pohled na prost\u0159edn\u00edho z nich. To je ten, co vykl\u00e1dal ten vtip o indi\u00e1nech a Pol\u00e1c\u00edch, jac\u00ed sou to dob\u0159\u00ed milenci.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Tak hele, bu\u010f bude\u0161  mluvit, nebo z toho lochu nevyleze\u0161 v\u016fbec, a \u017ee je toho opravdu po\u017eehnan\u011b, za co t\u011b tam poslat.&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>Bill se posadil na moje m\u00edsto. Do ruky vzal zpr\u00e1vu, co se mus\u00ed vyplnit p\u0159i v\u00fdslechu, a propiskou n\u011bco zapisoval.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Tak\u017ee Hor\u00e1cio Kaitzel, John Brendon a Roman Shneider.&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>Pronesu a kouk\u00e1m do ob\u010danek, co mi ti t\u0159i dali. Chod\u00edm dokole\u010dka po m\u00edstnosti a p\u0159em\u00fd\u0161l\u00edm.<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;M\u016f\u017eete mi \u0159\u00edct, co p\u0159esn\u011b jste m\u011bli v pl\u00e1nu?&#8220; Op\u011bt se op\u0159u o st\u016fl a st\u0159\u00eddav\u011b  hled\u00edm z jednoho na druh\u00fdho. V tom kamionu se na\u0161lo n\u011bkolik pytl\u016f s tou nejkvalitn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed marihuanou, co jsem kdy vid\u011bl. Musely by z toho j\u00edt slu\u0161n\u00fd hory pen\u011bz.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Hele, poldo, a co za to. Kdy\u017e budeme vypov\u00eddat, tak n\u00e1m uberete n\u011bjakej ten rok?&#8220; Koukne na m\u011b pohrdav\u00fdm pohledem ten nejmen\u0161\u00ed z nich. Mus\u00edm uznat, \u017ee jsou vychcan\u011bj\u0161\u00ed jak mandelinky.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>Rozhodnu se jednat na f\u00e9rovku.<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Tak hele, vypad\u00e1te jako slu\u0161n\u00ed a chyt\u0159\u00ed chlapi. Blb\u00fd rozhodn\u011b nejste, kdy\u017e jste d\u011blali pro n\u011bkoho, jako je Ron. Tak\u017ee, kdy\u017e n\u00e1m to bez blbejch kec\u016f vyklop\u00edte, tak to p\u016fjde, a pokud vyklop\u00edte v\u0161echno, zap\u00ed\u0161eme v\u00e1s jako pomoc pro vy\u0159e\u0161en\u00ed p\u0159\u00edpadu a mo\u017en\u00e1 dostanete samostatnou celu.&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>Obejdu je zezadu a naklon\u00edm se jim k hlav\u00e1m.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Ale jestli budete lh\u00e1t, dojdu v\u00e1m do basy natrhnout zadky osobn\u011b a v\u011b\u0159te, \u017ee to, co pou\u017eiju, m\u016fj pt\u00e1k nebude!&#8220;<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>Pronesl jsem to tak v\u00e1\u017en\u00fdm hlasem, a\u017e jsem se s\u00e1m divil. No rozhodn\u011b to m\u011blo \u00fa\u010dinek.<\/div>\n<div>V\u0161ichni t\u0159i nar\u00e1z a nasucho polkli. Jako prvn\u00edmu do\u0161la odvaha tomu nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00edmu.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Tak pov\u00eddej, Hor\u00e1cio, a \u017e\u00e1dn\u00fd kraviny!&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>Posad\u00edm se na \u017eidli za st\u016fl vedle Billa. Nen\u00e1padn\u011b mu polo\u017e\u00edm ruku na stehno a jemn\u011b ho hlad\u00edm. P\u0159itom nespou\u0161t\u00edm o\u010di z t\u011bch t\u0159ech.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;No&#8230; Ron je dealer marihuany. My jsme se k n\u011bmu dostali v\u0161ichni t\u0159i nar\u00e1z.&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Nar\u00e1z?&#8220; Podiv\u00edm se<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Jo&#8230; d\u0159\u00edve jsme pracovali jako sekuri\u0165\u00e1ci v jednom n\u00f3bl bordelu. Ron si tam chod\u00edval \u010dasto u\u017e\u00edt. Jednou mu z kapsy, kdy\u017e byl na odchodu, vypadl s\u00e1\u010dek s p\u00e1r jointama. Zvedl jsem ho a podal mu ho. M\u011bl strach v o\u010d\u00edch, proto\u017ee to tam nikdo netu\u0161il, \u017ee si na kurvy vyd\u011bl\u00e1v\u00e1 k\u0161efta\u0159en\u00edm s tr\u00e1vou.&#8220;<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>Na chv\u00edli se odml\u010d\u00ed. Zaj\u00edmavej je ten chlap i ostatn\u00ed.<\/div>\n<div>Dve\u0159e m\u00edstnosti se otev\u0159ou a vstoup\u00ed Andreas. N\u011bco jako na\u0161e sekret\u00e1\u0159ka. Vyhled\u00e1v\u00e1 informace, adresy a jin\u00e9 okolnosti.<\/div>\n<div>Donesl n\u00e1m n\u011bjakou slo\u017eku nadepsanou jm\u00e9ny t\u011bch t\u0159ech. Hodil to na st\u016fl. Usm\u00e1l se na n\u00e1s a tak jak p\u0159i\u0161el, se stejn\u011b rychle vypa\u0159il.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>Pro\u010d\u00edt\u00e1m tu slo\u017eku a podle toho, co se tu p\u00ed\u0161e, to vypad\u00e1, \u017ee to jsou slu\u0161n\u00ed chlapi, kte\u0159\u00ed jen pot\u0159ebovali zarobit prachy.<\/div>\n<div>Dva z nich maj dokonce d\u011bti a man\u017eelky. Jeden je b\u00fdval\u00fd pilotn\u00ed technik. No j\u00e1 kouk\u00e1m, s k\u00fdm to m\u00e1me \u010dest.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div><strong>autor: Stela<\/strong><\/div>\n<div><strong>betaread: Janule<\/strong><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>autor: Stela TOM V KANCEL\u00c1\u0158I &#8222;\u0160\u00e9fov\u00e1, je to tak!&#8220; Dupnu nohou, abych p\u0159idal d\u016fraz m\u00e9mu tvrzen\u00ed. &#8222;Kaulitzi, vy mi chcete tvrdit, \u017ee Ronova boura\u010dka a zran\u011bn\u00ed byla nehoda?&#8220; &#8222;Jo a Pamela Anderson je je\u0161t\u011b panna!&#8220; &#8222;Hele, Bille, nechte si va\u0161e neslu\u0161n\u00e9 p\u0159ipom\u00ednky<\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a class=\"myButt \" href=\"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/2011\/05\/09\/alarm-for-cobra-11-crash-time-13\/\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[420],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8699","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-alarm-for-cobra-11-crash-time"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8699","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8699"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8699\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8699"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8699"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8699"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}