{"id":8720,"date":"2011-05-06T17:00:00","date_gmt":"2011-05-06T16:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/?p=8698"},"modified":"2011-05-06T17:00:00","modified_gmt":"2011-05-06T16:00:00","slug":"alarm-for-cobra-11-crash-time-12","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/2011\/05\/06\/alarm-for-cobra-11-crash-time-12\/","title":{"rendered":"Alarm for Cobra 11 &#8211; Crash Time 12."},"content":{"rendered":"<div><strong>autor: Stela<\/strong><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><img decoding=\"async\" title=\"526\" alt=\"\" class=\"center\" src=\"http:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/4d5fd7c5ac_74966596_o2.jpg\" \/><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>RON<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Do prdele, zakleju, kdy\u017e  si natrhnu rifle p\u0159\u00edmo na zadku. Vyl\u00e9z\u00e1m oknem ven. Sly\u0161el jsem m\u00e9 chlapy a n\u011bjak\u00e9 dva t\u00fdpky od policie. Je\u0161t\u011b ne\u017e pro m\u011b jeden z nich do\u0161el, vzal jsem roha.<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Kurvadr\u00e1t!&#8220; Zak\u0159i\u010d\u00edm, kdy\u017e spadne na zem kv\u011btin\u00e1\u010d, ve kter\u00e9m nic neroste. Pra\u0161n\u00e1 hl\u00edna se rozsype na kachli\u010dky pode mnou stejn\u011b tak jako st\u0159epy.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>Vyb\u011bhnu zadn\u00ed d\u00edrou v chatrn\u00e9m plotku na pole a let\u00edm k silnici, kde vid\u00edm st\u00e1t n\u011bjak\u00e9  auto.<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Bille, ut\u00edk\u00e1!&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>Doprkna, vid\u011bli m\u011b. Ten polda s cop\u00e1nkama se rozb\u011bhl k n\u011bjak\u00e9mu autu a ten s hol\u010di\u010d\u00edmi vlasy hned za n\u00edm. Sakra, mus\u00edm p\u0159idaat.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>Kdy\u017e dob\u011bhnu ke krajnici k autu, v\u0161imnu si, \u017ee ho n\u011bjakej borec opravuje.<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;K\u00e1mo, puj\u010d mi to auto a zasypu t\u011b tr\u00e1vou!&#8220; Ne\u010dek\u00e1m, co \u0159ekne, a p\u0159\u00edmo pod nosem mu to auto nastartuju a se\u0161l\u00e1pnu ped\u00e1l a\u017e na podlahu.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>Situace se nevyvinula, jak jsme o\u010dek\u00e1vali, ale v t\u00e9hle pr\u00e1ci se vlastn\u011b ani p\u0159edpokl\u00e1dat ned\u00e1. Tom jede jako m\u00edrn\u011bji \u0159e\u010deno ov\u00e1d hov\u011bz\u00ed a m\u011b naskakuje husina. Nehled\u011b na to, \u017ee m\u00e1me auto p\u0159edv\u00e1le\u010dn\u00e9ho stavu.<\/div>\n<hr \/>\n<div>\n<\/div>\n<div>LISTING<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;No, Gustave, koukni na to?&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Co je, co je, zaspal jsem n\u011bco?&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;To snad nen\u00ed pravda, m\u00e1me nejrychlej\u0161\u00ed auto z okrsku a v\u017edycky dojedeme jako posledn\u00ed.&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Posledn\u00ed? V\u017edy\u0165 t\u00e1mhle je \u0161\u00e9fov\u00e1.&#8220; Gustav si prot\u0159e ospal\u00e9 a ulepen\u00e9 o\u010di, zam\u00e1v\u00e1 na \u0161\u00e9fovou a nech\u00e1pav\u00fd pohled op\u011bt sto\u010d\u00ed na Listinga.<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Jo, ale Bill a Tom u\u017e  jsou d\u00e1vno na d\u00e1lnici a hon\u011bj toho s\u00edgra.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Hmm, ale to nen\u00ed  moje chyba.&#8220; Odv\u011bt\u00ed Gustav bez z\u00e1jmu.<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;NE? A kdo se do toho auta v\u017edycky hodinu souk\u00e1?&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;To je drzost!&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;A pro\u010d?&#8220;<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>Georg vkro\u010d\u00ed do dvora zch\u00e1tral\u00e9ho statku a nam\u00ed\u0159\u00ed si to p\u0159\u00edmo ke kamionu.<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Gustave? Ve\u010der bude veselo!&#8220;<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>TOM<\/div>\n<div>Pron\u00e1sledujeme s Billem toho chlapa. V \u010dem je to v\u0161ak je\u0161t\u011b hor\u0161\u00ed, je, \u017ee ty jeho gorilky zdrhly taky a te\u010f n\u00e1s pron\u00e1sledujou \u010dern\u00fdm cadillacem. A v porovn\u00e1n\u00ed s na\u0161\u00edm vozem pro pam\u011btn\u00edky je to vskutku jinej kalibr.<\/div>\n<div>Ale ned\u00e1m se, nenech\u00e1m toho krypla ujet!<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Dr\u017e se od n\u011bj laskav\u011b trochu d\u00e1l, kdy\u017e zabrzd\u00ed, tak mu akor\u00e1t vl\u00edtnem do kufru!&#8220; Vyjekne napom\u00ednav\u011b Bill a zapne si p\u00e1sy, na kter\u00e9 si dosud nevzpomn\u011bl.<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Nevzru\u0161uj se, m\u00e1\u0161  p\u0159ece airbag!&#8220; D\u00e1l se poctiv\u011b v\u011bnuju volantu.<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Te\u010f jsme ho ztartili&#8230; Copak s t\u00fd rachotiny v\u00edc nevym\u00e1\u010dkne\u0161!&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Tady ho m\u00e1me!&#8220; Pronesu, kdy\u017e zahl\u00eddnu toho chlapa. P\u0159ed chv\u00edl\u00ed jsme ho toti\u017e ztratili. M\u00e1 lep\u0161\u00ed auto ne\u017e my, ale je mi podez\u0159el\u00fd, \u017ee mu je\u0161t\u011b ani jednou neblikly brzdy. M\u00e1m divn\u00fd tu\u0161en\u00ed.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;P\u0159edj\u00ed\u017ed\u00ed zprava&#8230; Vem to taky zprava!&#8220; Bill rad\u00ed a sah\u00e1 mi rukou na volant. Jemn\u011b jej odstr\u010d\u00edm.<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;A to m\u00e1m p\u0159es ty auta jako p\u0159elet\u011bt?&#8220; Bill nafoukne tv\u00e1\u0159e, posad\u00ed se hloub\u011bji do seda\u010dky a kouk\u00e1 p\u0159e sebe.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;\u00c1\u00e1\u00e1\u00e1\u00e1\u00e1!&#8220; Polek\u00e1m se, a\u017e mi cukne volant. Bill vyjekl a ru\u010dkou mi stiskl stehno. Prost\u0159elili n\u00e1m zadn\u00ed sklo. A\u017e dostanu toho dealera, tak pak zabiju ty jeho gorily. Co zabiju, po\u0161lu je do basy, a\u0165 si chud\u00e1ci v\u011bzni taky zasunou.<\/div>\n<div>P\u0159eb\u011bhne mi mr\u00e1z po z\u00e1dech, kdy\u017e zadek auta zas\u00e1hnou je\u0161t\u011b dv\u011b kulky.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Tady centr\u00e1la, pachatel\u00e9 jsou ozbrojeni! Jste v po\u0159\u00e1dku?&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Tady Kobra 11, u\u017e jsme si v\u0161imli!&#8220; Pronesu otr\u00e1ven\u00fdm hlasem a t\u00edpnu vys\u00edla\u010dku.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>RON<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Do ps\u00ed prdele, jak to m\u00e1m asi te\u010f ud\u011blat. Pane Bo\u017ee!&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>Sprost\u011b kleju nejr\u016fzn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed nad\u00e1vky. Na \u010dele mi perl\u00ed studen\u00fd pot a j\u00e1 zmatkuju. Strh\u00e1v\u00e1m volant st\u0159\u00eddav\u011b doleva a doprava a brzdn\u00fd ped\u00e1l, kter\u00fd jak jsem zjistil, nefunguje, st\u00e1le dus\u00edm u zem\u011b.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>Jsem takovej idiot. M\u011blo mi to doj\u00edt, \u017ee kdy\u017e to auto spravuje, tak to asi nebude ta nejlep\u0161\u00ed k\u00e1ra na honi\u010dku s bengama.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>Pot mi za\u010dal kapat u\u017e i na kalhoty. Dlan\u011b mi klou\u017eou po cel\u00e9m kruhov\u00e9m obvodu volantu. Nezvl\u00e1d\u00e1m to.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>Modr\u00e1 Mazda vj\u00ed\u017ed\u00ed  do m\u011bsta. Zvl\u00e1dne je\u0161t\u011b p\u00e1r posledn\u00edch zat\u00e1\u010dek, ne\u017e proraz\u00ed francouzsk\u00e9 okno jedn\u00e9 z restaurac\u00ed. \u0158idi\u010d uvnit\u0159 m\u00e1 na \u010dele kr\u016fp\u011bje potu sm\u00edchan\u00e9 s kapi\u010dkami krve. Ruce po\u0161kr\u00e1ban\u00e9 od st\u0159ep\u016f ok\u00fdnka, kter\u00e9 se n\u00e1razem rozsypalo.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Maminko, aut\u00ed\u010dko. Pod\u00edvej, jede k n\u00e1m!&#8220; Matka popadne chlapce a na posledn\u00ed chv\u00edli i ona sama usko\u010d\u00ed autu, co se smykem \u0159\u00edt\u00ed halou restaurace, ne\u017e zpomal\u00ed prora\u017een\u00edm s\u00e1drokartonov\u00e9 zdi a fin\u00e1ln\u011b zastav\u00ed o z\u00e1chodky.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>TOM A BILL JSOU NA M\u00cdST\u011a<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>BILL<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;M\u011bl jsi pravdu. Ne\u0161ly mu brzdy, ale je to v\u016fl, \u017ee ukrad rozbit\u00fd auto.&#8220; Zkonstatuju a kouk\u00e1m st\u0159\u00eddav\u011b na hrom\u00e1dku plechu, a jak jsme zjistili Rona, kter\u00e9ho nakl\u00e1daj\u00ed do sanitky a vezou na traumatologii. Nic moc se mu nestalo. P\u00e1r \u0161kr\u00e1banc\u016f a zlomen\u00e1 noha.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>Obejdu auto z druh\u00e9 strany a mus\u00edm se zasm\u00e1t. Tom na m\u011b zvedne pohled.<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;No palubn\u00ed toaletu jsem si p\u0159edstavoval drobet jinak!&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>Tom obejde v\u016fz a na m\u00edsu zara\u017eenou v ok\u00fdnku auta zareaguje pozn\u00e1mkou.<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Ten chl\u00e1pek, kter\u00fdmu ta k\u00e1ra pat\u0159\u00ed, m\u016f\u017ee jen doufat, \u017ee ten posledn\u00ed spl\u00e1chnul.&#8220;<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div><strong>autor: Stela<\/strong><\/div>\n<div><strong>betaread: Janule<\/strong><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>autor: Stela RON &#8222;Do prdele, zakleju, kdy\u017e si natrhnu rifle p\u0159\u00edmo na zadku. Vyl\u00e9z\u00e1m oknem ven. Sly\u0161el jsem m\u00e9 chlapy a n\u011bjak\u00e9 dva t\u00fdpky od policie. Je\u0161t\u011b ne\u017e pro m\u011b jeden z nich do\u0161el, vzal jsem roha. &#8222;Kurvadr\u00e1t!&#8220; Zak\u0159i\u010d\u00edm, kdy\u017e spadne na<\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a class=\"myButt \" href=\"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/2011\/05\/06\/alarm-for-cobra-11-crash-time-12\/\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[420],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8720","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-alarm-for-cobra-11-crash-time"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8720","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8720"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8720\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8720"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8720"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8720"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}