{"id":8740,"date":"2011-05-04T15:00:00","date_gmt":"2011-05-04T14:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/?p=8718"},"modified":"2011-05-04T15:00:00","modified_gmt":"2011-05-04T14:00:00","slug":"tomova-opice","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/2011\/05\/04\/tomova-opice\/","title":{"rendered":"Tomova opice"},"content":{"rendered":"
autor: Stela<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n
Tom si koupil opici<\/div>\n
zav\u0159el se s n\u00ed v lednici<\/div>\n
v chl\u00e1dku si to rozd\u00e1vali<\/div>\n
ne\u017e se oba ud\u011blali<\/p>\n<\/div>\n
cvakla klika, Bill dom p\u0159i\u0161el<\/div>\n
z lednice divn\u00e9 zvuky sly\u0161el<\/div>\n
odhodl\u00e1n do n\u00ed nahl\u00e9dnul<\/div>\n
nato mu obli\u010dej poblednul<\/p>\n<\/div>\n
pod sv\u011bt\u00fdlkem v lednici<\/div>\n
Tom se v\u011bnoval opici<\/div>\n
Bill vzteklej jak samec kr\u00e1vy<\/div>\n
cht\u011bl z opice nad\u011blat c\u00e1ry<\/p>\n<\/div>\n
nato se zabouchl v lo\u017enici<\/div>\n
\u017e\u00e1rlil na hnusnou opici<\/div>\n
marn\u011b Tom bouchal, d\u00e1l ho nepustil<\/div>\n
ne\u017e kone\u010dn\u011b trochu t\u00e9 p\u00e1ry upustil<\/p>\n<\/div>\n
na postel ho povalil<\/div>\n
Tom se vzp\u00edral ze v\u0161ech sil<\/div>\n
„Kdy\u017e m\u016f\u017ee\u0161 \u0161ukat opici,<\/div>\n
m\u016f\u017ee\u0161 i br\u00e1chovu zadnici!“<\/p>\n<\/div>\n
Tom se podivil nad slovy br\u00e1\u0161ky<\/div>\n
on si snad \u0161lehnul n\u011bjak\u00fd pr\u00e1\u0161ky<\/div>\n
o\u010dima prudce zamrkal<\/div>\n
no potom se do Billa nastrkal<\/p>\n<\/div>\n
Bill, spokojen s v\u00fdkonem<\/div>\n
u\u0161pinil Toma v\u00fdronem<\/div>\n
Tom cel\u00fd vy\u010derp\u00e1n odpadnul<\/div>\n
ale Billovi po\u0159\u00e1d nespadnul<\/p>\n<\/div>\n
zat\u00edmco Tom klidn\u011b spal<\/div>\n
do kuchyn\u011b se p\u0159i\u0161oural<\/div>\n
celou noc pak v lednici<\/div>\n
\u0161ukal Tomovu opici<\/p>\n<\/div>\n
betaread: Janule<\/strong><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

autor: Stela Tom si koupil opici zav\u0159el se s n\u00ed v lednici v chl\u00e1dku si to rozd\u00e1vali ne\u017e se oba ud\u011blali cvakla klika, Bill dom p\u0159i\u0161el z lednice divn\u00e9 zvuky sly\u0161el odhodl\u00e1n do n\u00ed nahl\u00e9dnul nato mu obli\u010dej poblednul pod sv\u011bt\u00fdlkem v<\/p>\n

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