{"id":8822,"date":"2011-04-24T17:00:00","date_gmt":"2011-04-24T16:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/?p=8799"},"modified":"2011-04-24T17:00:00","modified_gmt":"2011-04-24T16:00:00","slug":"jsem-jako-ty-jsi-jako-ja-23","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/2011\/04\/24\/jsem-jako-ty-jsi-jako-ja-23\/","title":{"rendered":"Jsem jako ty, jsi jako j\u00e1 23."},"content":{"rendered":"<div><strong>autor: Bitter<\/strong><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><img decoding=\"async\" title=\"496\" alt=\"\" class=\"center\" src=\"http:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/66051737b9_73254926_o2.jpg\" \/><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Nev\u00edm&#8230; bude to zvl\u00e1\u0161tn\u00ed, a\u017e zas bude\u0161 doma&#8230; V\u00ed\u0161, v m\u00e9m pokoji jsou po\u0159\u00e1d dv\u011b postele, to jo&#8230; ale&#8230; u\u017e jsem ani nev\u011b\u0159il, \u017ee na n\u00ed n\u011bkdy bude\u0161 le\u017eet&#8230; Kam d\u00e1m ply\u0161\u00e1ky?&#8220; Zakroutil Bill hlavou a ukousl z ban\u00e1nu.<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Ty m\u00e1\u0161 na moj\u00ed posteli ply\u0161\u00e1ky?&#8220; Nakr\u010dil Tom obo\u010d\u00ed a narovnal trochu webkameru u Georgova po\u010d\u00edta\u010de.<\/div>\n<div>M\u00e1ma s Georgem a Fren se bavili v kuchyni a on si zat\u00edm pov\u00eddal s Billem p\u0159es internet.<\/div>\n<div>Stejn\u011b mu upraven\u00ed  kamery nepomohlo. Bill se furt na \u017eidli to\u010dil, tak\u017ee ho stejn\u011b skoro nevid\u011bl, a nav\u00edc, musel by narovnat tu Billovu, ale to mu v dan\u00e9m okam\u017eiku jaksi nedo\u0161lo.<\/div>\n<div>Dneska mu nedoch\u00e1zelo mnoho v\u011bc\u00ed, jak byl mimo z matky. Cht\u011bl odemykat sv\u00fdmi kl\u00ed\u010di Georg\u016fv byt a nad\u00e1val, pro\u010d mu to nejde a teprve pak si vzpomn\u011bl, \u017ee mus\u00ed zvonit. Matka se mu sm\u00e1la a on se cht\u011bl propadnout.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Jo&#8230; m\u00e1m tunu ply\u0161\u00e1k\u016f&#8230; a v tom ukl\u00e1dac\u00edm prostoru pod matrac\u00ed m\u00e1m kabelky.&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;No tak ud\u011bl\u00e1me poli\u010dky na ply\u0161\u00e1ky a ty kabelky d\u00e1\u0161 k sob\u011b.&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;To nejde, tam m\u00e1m boty.&#8220; Zam\u00edtl hned Bill a Tom proto\u010dil o\u010di.<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Mam bratra nebo sestru?&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Hele, dej pokoj&#8230; kolik m\u00e1\u0161 ty \u010depic, hm? Tak nerej&#8230; m\u00e1\u0161 je ve v\u0161ech barv\u00e1ch, aby ti to ladilo a \u0161\u00e1tky taky, m\u011b zas mus\u00ed ladit kabelky. Jsi snad taky teplej ne, tak to mus\u00ed\u0161 ch\u00e1pat!&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Jo, ale \u010depice jsou skladn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed, nemysl\u00ed\u0161?&#8220; Bill jen pokr\u010dil rameny a prot\u00e1hl se.<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Nen\u00ed to f\u00e9r, v\u00ed\u0161 to? Ty m\u00e1\u0161 u sebe Gea a j\u00e1 tady tr\u010dim s\u00e1m&#8230; nem\u00e1m se ke komu tulit&#8230;&#8220; Broukl Bill a Tom se zasm\u00e1l.<\/div>\n<div>Bill na druh\u00e9 stran\u011b  jen \u0161pulil rty a prohl\u00ed\u017eel si kriticky nehty.<\/div>\n<hr \/>\n<div>\n<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Ne&#8230; ne\u0159\u00edkej, \u017ee se po\u0159\u00e1d boj\u00ed\u0161 tmy&#8230;&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Neboj\u00edm se tmy! Jen nejsem r\u00e1d s\u00e1m!&#8220; Vyjekl hned Bill a Tom m\u00e1lem nadsko\u010dil, jak mu ve sluch\u00e1tk\u00e1ch zap\u00edskalo.<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Bille, neje\u010d&#8230; ty sluch\u00e1tka na to nejsou stav\u011bn\u00fd&#8230;&#8220; Pok\u00e1ral ho hned a Bill d\u00e1l jen n\u011bco brblal.<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Neboj\u00edm se tmy&#8230;&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Dob\u0159e, tak se neboj\u00ed\u0161 tmy&#8230; jen t\u0159i noci je\u0161t\u011b a budem doma a v ned\u011bli u\u017e se zase m\u016f\u017ee\u0161 plazit po Andreasovi.&#8220; Uklidnil ho Tom a Bill se za\u0161klebil.<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Nem\u016f\u017eu, m\u00e1 nara\u017een\u00fd  \u017eebro&#8230; je\u0161t\u011b ho zmrza\u010d\u00edm je\u0161t\u011b v\u00edc.&#8220; Broukl a za\u010dal si hryzat mal\u00ed\u010dek.<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;\u017debro ne\u017eebro, dy\u0165 se\u0161 jak b\u0159e\u010d\u0165an&#8230; a\u017e ho uvid\u00ed\u0161, bude ti n\u011bjak\u00fd \u017eebro putna.&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Nejsem b\u0159e\u010d\u0165an&#8230;&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Ale jo&#8230; by v\u00e1s m\u011bli to\u010dit a pou\u0161t\u011bt m\u00edsto telenovely.&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Ne\u017e\u00e1rli&#8230; tak se taky po n\u011bkom plaz&#8230; co ten kluk z t\u00fd diskot\u00e9ky, hm?&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Mysl\u00ed\u0161 Patrik?&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Jo!&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;P\u00ed\u0161em si na Facu&#8230;&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;A?&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Jak\u00fd a? Kdy bude rande, hm?&#8220; Vyjekl zase Bill a zamrkal na kameru, jak kdyby ji balil.<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Jak\u00fd rande? Jen si p\u00ed\u0161eme&#8230; nem\u00e1m n\u00e1ladu randit&#8230; je toho kolem tolik&#8230; t\u00e1ta a m\u00e1ma a v\u016fbec&#8230;&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Pr\u00e1v\u011b proto, Tome&#8230; nem\u016f\u017ee\u0161 b\u00fdt zalezlej a f\u0148ukat nebo si n\u011bco vy\u010d\u00edtat. Oba jsme se u\u017e vybre\u010deli a ne\u0159\u00edkej, \u017ee jsi nebre\u010del, proto\u017ee j\u00e1 v\u00edm, \u017ee ano, ale te\u010f zvl\u00e1\u0161\u0165 si mus\u00ed\u0161 naj\u00edt n\u011bco, na \u010dem se odreagovat&#8230;&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;M\u00e1m tebe, kluky a kytaru, to mi sta\u010d\u00ed.&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Ale kytara t\u011b v noci nezah\u0159eje&#8230; Tome, m\u011bl by sis n\u011bkoho naj\u00edt&#8230; nechci, abys byl s\u00e1m&#8230;&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Nejsem s\u00e1m&#8230; m\u00e1m tebe.&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Ale j\u00e1 jsem s Andreasem&#8230; nechci, abys jen sed\u011bl a koukal&#8230; to nen\u00ed f\u00e9r&#8230; c\u00edt\u00edm \u017ee je ti smutno&#8230;&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Mam tebe a to m\u011b sta\u010d\u00ed.&#8220; Zopakoval Tom a napil se.<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Ale m\u011b nem\u016f\u017ee\u0161  \u0161ukat. Zaprv\u00e9 by ti dal Andreas po hub\u011b, a pak by t\u011b zav\u0159eli.&#8220; Odv\u011btil naprosto klidn\u011b Bill a nat\u00e1hl se po laku na nehty, zat\u00edmco Tom vyka\u0161l\u00e1val miner\u00e1lku.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Aby ses neutopil.&#8220; Zasm\u00e1l se a Tom jen proto\u010dil o\u010di.<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Mohl bys m\u011b varovat, ne\u017e zas \u0159ekne\u0161 n\u011bco takov\u00fdho?&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Mysl\u00ed\u0161 jak t\u0159eba &#8211;  \u0161ukat?&#8220; Zamrkal Bill a Tom zakroutil hlavou.<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Neslu\u0161\u00ed ti, kdy\u017e jse\u0161 sprostej&#8230; a nem\u00e1m n\u00e1ladu na to&#8230;&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Proto\u017ee to neum\u00ed\u0161!&#8220; Vyp\u00edskl jen Bill a Tom mu uk\u00e1zal fak\u00e1\u010de.<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Jdi do h\u00e1je, Juniore&#8230; a\u017e budu cht\u00edt, n\u011bkoho si najdu, te\u010f chci bejt s\u00e1m a trochu si rozmyslet, co bude d\u00e1l&#8230; Nest\u00e1v\u00e1 se ka\u017edej den, \u017ee je z tebe najednou gay&#8230; na t\u00fd diskot\u00e9ce to bylo fajn, ale&#8230; nev\u00edm, neum\u00edm si p\u0159edstavit, jak se s n\u011bk\u00fdm vod\u00edm po \u0161kole&#8230;&#8220;<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Moc to \u0159e\u0161\u00ed\u0161&#8230; a zkus se s nim sej\u00edt&#8230; kdy\u017e se s nim sejde\u0161&#8230; d\u00e1m pry\u010d kabelky&#8230;&#8220; Navrhl Bill a Tom se zasm\u00e1l.<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Jo a d\u00e1\u0161 si je na hlavu, ne?&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Ne, v\u00e1\u017en\u011b, d\u00e1m pry\u010d kabelky a ud\u011bl\u00e1me ty poli\u010dky.&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Ty v\u00ed\u0161, jak se dr\u017e\u00ed klad\u00edvko? No nene&#8230;&#8220; Zasm\u00e1l se Tom a Bill si jen dramaticky povzdychl.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;D\u011bl\u00e1\u0161 ze m\u011b je\u0161t\u011b v\u011bt\u0161\u00edho gaye, ne\u017e jsem&#8230; mysl\u00edm to v\u00e1\u017en\u011b, Tome&#8230; Ty p\u016fjde\u0161 na rande a j\u00e1 d\u00e1m pry\u010d kabelky.&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Ne&#8230;&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Tak co m\u00e1m ud\u011blat?&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;P\u016fjde\u0161 do superstar!&#8220; Vyjekl Tom a Bill jen vyvalil o\u010di.<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Co pros\u00edm?!&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Sly\u0161els&#8230; ber, nebo nech bejt.&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Ty jsi hajzl&#8230;&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Cos \u010dekal&#8230; jsem ty.&#8220; U\u0161kl\u00edbl se Tom, ale Bill mu vyrazil dech.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Tak fajn&#8230; v Berl\u00edn\u011b je konkurz za t\u0159i t\u00fddny&#8230; ale p\u016fjde\u0161 se mnou.&#8220; Uculil se a Tom jen zamrkal.<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;To mysl\u00ed\u0161 v\u00e1\u017en\u011b?&#8220; Zeptal se opatrn\u011b a Bill p\u0159ik\u00fdvl. Pro to, aby Toma dokopal k tomu randeti, by ud\u011blal cokoli. Klidn\u011b se i upsal \u010f\u00e1blu.<\/div>\n<div>Cht\u011bl pro n\u011bj to nejlep\u0161\u00ed a cht\u011bl, aby i jeho p\u0159echod ke druh\u00e9 stran\u011b byl co nejjednodu\u0161\u0161\u00ed, a to bude s n\u011bk\u00fdm po jeho boku.<\/div>\n<div>On byl s Andreasem naprosto spokojen\u00fd a v\u011bd\u011bl, \u017ee kdy\u017e bude cokoli pot\u0159ebovat, bude u n\u011bj.<\/div>\n<div>Jist\u011b, m\u011bl Toma, ale tohle bylo jin\u00e9. Cht\u011bl to i pro Toma, cht\u011bl pro n\u011bj co nejv\u00edc, a n\u011bkomu by se mohlo zd\u00e1t, \u017ee jednal sobecky, podle toho, co chce on, ale on v\u011bd\u011bl, \u017ee co chce on, chce i Tom a naopak.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>Jedin\u00e9, co mu nedoch\u00e1zelo, bylo, \u017ee tohle puto se jednou m\u016f\u017ee obr\u00e1tit i proti jim samotn\u00fdm&#8230;<\/div>\n<div>Co kdy\u017e jeden z nich zatou\u017e\u00ed po n\u011b\u010dem v\u00edc? Po n\u011b\u010dem zak\u00e1zan\u00e9m?<\/div>\n<div>Kdo mu pak pom\u016f\u017ee odolat?<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Tak, kdy bude rande?&#8220; Zazubil se do kamery a Tom jen zakroutil hlavou.<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Dob\u0159e, jsi asi v\u011bt\u0161\u00ed potvora jak j\u00e1&#8230; z\u00edtra mu zavol\u00e1m o.k?&#8220; Navrhl sm\u00ed\u0159liv\u011b a Bill zatleskal.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Bude to fajn, br\u00e1\u0161ko.&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Fajn bude, a\u017e bude\u0161 zp\u00edvat v televizi.&#8220; Odsekl mu Tom a Bill pokr\u010dil rameny.<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;T\u0159eba to bude k n\u011b\u010demu dobr\u00fd&#8230; budou tam r\u016fzn\u00fd lidi a tak&#8230; t\u0159eba se\u017eenem n\u011bco pro kapelu&#8230;&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Snad jo&#8230; vid\u00ed\u0161, to m\u011b nenapadlo.&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Ty m\u011b nem\u00edt&#8230;&#8220;<\/div>\n<div>&#8222;Tak u\u017e d\u00e1vno ne\u017eiju.&#8220;<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div><strong>autor: Bitter<\/strong><\/div>\n<div><strong>betaread: Janule<\/strong><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>autor: Bitter &#8222;Nev\u00edm&#8230; bude to zvl\u00e1\u0161tn\u00ed, a\u017e zas bude\u0161 doma&#8230; V\u00ed\u0161, v m\u00e9m pokoji jsou po\u0159\u00e1d dv\u011b postele, to jo&#8230; ale&#8230; u\u017e jsem ani nev\u011b\u0159il, \u017ee na n\u00ed n\u011bkdy bude\u0161 le\u017eet&#8230; Kam d\u00e1m ply\u0161\u00e1ky?&#8220; Zakroutil Bill hlavou a ukousl z ban\u00e1nu. &#8222;Ty<\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a class=\"myButt \" href=\"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/2011\/04\/24\/jsem-jako-ty-jsi-jako-ja-23\/\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[395],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8822","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jsem-jako-ty-jsi-jako-ja"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8822","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8822"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8822\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8822"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8822"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8822"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}