{"id":8896,"date":"2011-04-15T17:00:00","date_gmt":"2011-04-15T16:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/?p=8873"},"modified":"2011-04-15T17:00:00","modified_gmt":"2011-04-15T16:00:00","slug":"alarm-for-cobra-11-crash-time-5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/twincestblog.cz\/domains\/twincestblog.cz\/2011\/04\/15\/alarm-for-cobra-11-crash-time-5\/","title":{"rendered":"Alarm for Cobra 11 – Crash Time 5."},"content":{"rendered":"
autor: Stela<\/strong><\/div>\n
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TOM<\/p>\n<\/div>\n
„\u00c1\u00e1\u00e1\u00e1\u00e1\u00e1\u00e1\u00e1\u00e1\u00e1\u00e1\u00e1\u00e1, do prdele\u2026 kterej debil!“ Mus\u00edm za\u0159vat, kdy\u017e mi za\u010dne v k\u0159esle p\u0159\u00ed\u0161ern\u011b nahlas vyhr\u00e1vat mobil. Leknu se, sval\u00edm se z postele a bokem dopadnu na Billovu sponu od p\u00e1sku.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n
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„Kaulitzi, okam\u017eit\u011b i se sv\u00fdm bratrem vyje\u010fte na d\u00e1lnici R81 sm\u011brem na z\u00e1pad. Asi sto deset kilometr\u016f od francouzsk\u00fdch hranic byl zadr\u017een kamion nap\u011bchovan\u00fd marihuanou a s dv\u011bma t\u011b\u017ece zran\u011bn\u00fdmi mu\u017ei ukrajinsk\u00e9 n\u00e1rodnosti, kter\u00fd te\u010f prch\u00e1 sm\u011brem k hranic\u00edm.“<\/div>\n
„Co, co, \u0161\u00e9fov\u00e1, nest\u00edh\u00e1m, p\u0159ed deseti vte\u0159inami jsem vstal. Ch\u00e1pu, ale co ti lidi, nejsme z\u00e1chranka?“<\/div>\n
„No to jen kdyby v\u00e1s zase napadlo si hr\u00e1t na Bonda, tak abyste nest\u0159\u00edlel dovnit\u0159 vozu, kde je n\u00e1klad a ti sv\u00e1zan\u00ed lid\u00e9.“<\/p>\n<\/div>\n
Poslouch\u00e1m a p\u0159itom o\u010dima hled\u00e1m oble\u010den\u00ed po pokoji.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n
„Kaulitzi, tak co je, u\u017e mi to m\u00e1te d\u00e1vno polo\u017eit a nasedat do auta!“<\/div>\n
„Jist\u011b, vyj\u00ed\u017ed\u00edme, spolehn\u011bte se.“<\/div>\n
Rychle sko\u010d\u00edm na Billa do postele, vyjekne a zmaten\u011b na m\u011b kouk\u00e1. \u0158eknu jen jedno slovo, v\u00fdjezd, pochop\u00ed a navl\u00e9k\u00e1 na sebe oble\u010den\u00ed, co mu h\u00e1z\u00edm ze zem\u011b. Nem\u00e1me \u010das hledat \u010dist\u00e9 pr\u00e1dlo ve sk\u0159\u00edni.<\/div>\n
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BILL<\/p>\n<\/div>\n
Ub\u011bhlo deset minut a my u\u017e se \u0159\u00edt\u00edme sto\u0161edes\u00e1ti kilometrovou rychlost\u00ed po d\u00e1lnici, sm\u011brem na z\u00e1pad.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n
„Tome, jede\u0161 jako dobytek!“ Jeliko\u017e v\u00edm, \u017ee mus\u00ed, rozesm\u011bje m\u011b to.<\/div>\n
„Jako dobytek, jo, pod\u00edvej, te\u010f m\u011b p\u0159edjelo n\u011bjak\u00fd prase!\u2026 Co prase, hotovej kanec, to mu nedaruju!“ Rozp\u00e1l\u00ed to na pln\u00fd ot\u00e1\u010dky a m\u011b s mou v\u00fdte\u010dnou n\u00e1ladou nenapadne nic jin\u00fdho, ne\u017e vz\u00edt vys\u00edla\u010dku.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n
„Tady Kobra 11, vol\u00e1me centr\u00e1lu, hlaste p\u0159\u00edjem!“<\/div>\n
„Tady \u0161\u00e9fov\u00e1, Kaulitzi co je za probl\u00e9m?“<\/div>\n
„Tady Kobra 11, \u0161\u00e9fov\u00e1, pron\u00e1sledujeme kance\u2026!“ D\u00e1l u\u017e nic ne\u0159eknu, proto\u017ee Tom za volantem vybouchne sm\u00edchy a vys\u00edla\u010dka za\u010dala p\u00edpat na sign\u00e1l, \u017ee \u010dlov\u011bk na druh\u00e9 stran\u011b ji vypnul.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n
„Bille, to jsi nem\u011bl, nev\u00edm, jestli \u0161\u00e9fov\u00e1 a ten jej\u00ed nesmysl pro humor tohle pochop\u00ed!“ Vyhek\u00e1 Tom, st\u00e1le se k\u0159en\u00edc sm\u00edchem.<\/div>\n
„Pochop\u00ed, nepochop\u00ed, te\u010f p\u0159idej, a\u0165 n\u00e1m ten ka\u0148our neujede. Anebo rad\u0161i ten kamion, p\u0159edpokl\u00e1d\u00e1m, \u017ee \u0161\u00e9fov\u00e1 by m\u011bla v\u011bt\u0161\u00ed radost s marihuany ne\u017e z d\u00e1lni\u010dn\u00edho ovaru!“ Pronesu d\u016fle\u017eit\u011b, a hned nato zase vybuchnu sm\u00edchy.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n
Nev\u00edm jak je to mo\u017en\u00fd, ale provoz stoj\u00ed za pendrek. Co chv\u00edli mus\u00ed Tom p\u0159ej\u00ed\u017ed\u011bt z jednoho pruhu do druh\u00fdho a nad\u00e1v\u00e1 tak, \u017ee kurvy a pi\u010de l\u00edtaj na cel\u00fd N\u011bmecko.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n
„Tome, klid, cht\u011bl jsi bejt polda, tak nevyv\u00e1d\u011bj!“ Chci je\u0161t\u011b n\u011bco \u0159\u00edct, ale kdy\u017e vid\u00edm jeho vra\u017eednej v\u00fdraz upnutej na fiatu p\u0159ed n\u00e1ma, rad\u011bji jsem zticha.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n
TOM<\/p>\n<\/div>\n
„Bille, p\u0159iprav si boucha\u010dku, t\u00e1mhle je ten kamion.“ Bill si nabije pistol a chyst\u00e1 se stahovat ok\u00fdnko. Vtom mi v hlav\u011b prob\u011bhnou slova \u0161\u00e9fov\u00e9, co na m\u011b mlela do mobilu.<\/div>\n
„Bille, ale mus\u00ed\u0161 se zam\u011b\u0159it jen na pneumatiky\u2026 Vzadu, v n\u00e1kladn\u00edm prostoru jsou n\u011bjac\u00ed dva zran\u011bn\u00ed ukrajinci.“<\/div>\n
„Jo, beru na v\u011bdom\u00ed.“ St\u00e1hne ok\u00e9nko \u00fapln\u011b a lokty polo\u017e\u00ed na r\u00e1m auta.<\/div>\n
Sna\u017e\u00edm se dostat co nejbl\u00ed\u017e, aby neminul, ale za t\u00edm kamionem je nalepen\u00fdch dal\u0161\u00edch p\u011bt aut, a \u017ee by n\u011bjak reagovali na na\u0161e houk\u00e1n\u00ed a modrej maj\u00e1\u010dek, se \u0159\u00edct ned\u00e1.<\/div>\n
„Tome, bl\u00ed\u017e, nem\u016f\u017eu st\u0159\u00edlet na takovou vzd\u00e1lenost!“ D\u011bl\u00e1 jako bych to nev\u011bd\u011bl.<\/div>\n
Jsem dost na nervy z t\u011bch aut p\u0159ed n\u00e1ma, ale nechci na n\u011bj bejt protivnej. V\u017edycky mi pom\u016f\u017ee hra na kolegu, ta jedin\u00e1 to jist\u00ed.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n
„Jist\u011b, pane kolego, abyste se t\u0159eba nezbl\u00e1znil!“ Nen\u00ed to asi zrovna na m\u00edst\u011b, ale v\u017edy p\u0159i takov\u00e9 honi\u010dce m\u00e1m nervy.<\/div>\n
„Tome, za prv\u00e9 to nebylo vtipn\u00e9 a za druh\u00e9 by ses mohl chovat podle v\u00e1\u017enosti situace.“<\/div>\n
„V\u017edy\u0165 j\u00e1 v\u00edm, jen m\u00e1m nervy\u2026 J\u00f3\u00f3, polibte mi prdel, vy nectitel\u00e9 z\u00e1kona!“<\/p>\n<\/div>\n
Za\u0159vu, kdy\u017e se mi mezi t\u011bmi auty kone\u010dn\u011b poda\u0159\u00ed n\u011bjak\u00fdm zp\u016fsobem prokli\u010dkovat a nalepit se na zadek tomu kamionu<\/div>\n
„Do h\u00e1je, p\u0159ece nejsem levej!“ Bill nad\u00e1v\u00e1 a sna\u017e\u00ed se u\u017e po t\u0159et\u00ed vyst\u0159elit na pneumatiky toho kamionu.<\/div>\n
Jedu co nejbl\u00ed\u017e k n\u011bmu a sna\u017e\u00edm se si uchovat stejnou vzd\u00e1lenost a jet naprosto rovn\u011b, aby se mu st\u0159\u00edlelo co nejl\u00e9pe.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n
„Tome, t\u00e1mhle je k\u0159i\u017eovatka, d\u00e1vej si bacha!“ Je\u010d\u00ed Bill a z ok\u00fdnka u\u017e tr\u010d\u00ed a\u017e po lopatky a kle\u010d\u00edc na sedadle na m\u011b vystrkuje zadek.<\/div>\n
„Sp\u00ed\u0161 ty d\u00e1vej bacha, jede sm\u011brem na Francii, tak\u017ee koukej kdyby, n\u011bco jelo zprava!“<\/div>\n
T\u0159esk<\/div>\n
Ma\u010dk\u00e1n\u00ed plechu.<\/div>\n
Cinkaj\u00edc\u00ed st\u0159epy skla.<\/div>\n
Modr\u00fd maj\u00e1\u010dek let\u00edc\u00ed vzduchem.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n
Do prav\u00e9ho boku zbrusu nov\u00e9ho Audi nar\u00e1\u017e\u00ed druh\u00fd o pozn\u00e1n\u00ed v\u011bt\u0161\u00ed automobil.<\/div>\n
Trouben\u00ed se ztr\u00e1c\u00ed ve sk\u0159\u00edp\u011bn\u00ed brzd, je\u017e nep\u0159\u00edjemn\u011b naru\u0161uje okol\u00ed d\u00e1lnice na pades\u00e1t\u00e9m osm\u00e9m \u00faseku.<\/div>\n
Prora\u017een\u00e1 a pozoh\u00fdban\u00e1 svodidla zna\u010d\u00ed v\u00e1\u017enost situace, kter\u00e1 se tu p\u0159ed n\u011bkolika vte\u0159inami odehr\u00e1la. Policejn\u00ed osobn\u00ed v\u016fz le\u017e\u00edc\u00ed kdesi na \u010derstv\u011b zoran\u00e9m poli, p\u0159evr\u00e1cen\u00fd na kapot\u011b s prot\u00e1\u010dej\u00edc\u00edmi se koly na sebe strh\u00e1v\u00e1 pozornost ostatn\u00edch \u0159idi\u010d\u016f a sv\u011bdk\u016f nehody.<\/div>\n
D\u00fdm\u00edc\u00ed auto s prom\u00e1\u010dkl\u00fdmi dve\u0159mi a pootev\u0159en\u00fdm kufrem u\u017e asi jen t\u011b\u017eko okus\u00ed hladkost n\u011bmeck\u00fdch dvouproud\u00fdch d\u00e1lnic.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n
autor: Stela<\/strong><\/div>\n
betaread: Janule<\/strong><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

autor: Stela TOM „\u00c1\u00e1\u00e1\u00e1\u00e1\u00e1\u00e1\u00e1\u00e1\u00e1\u00e1\u00e1\u00e1, do prdele\u2026 kterej debil!“ Mus\u00edm za\u0159vat, kdy\u017e mi za\u010dne v k\u0159esle p\u0159\u00ed\u0161ern\u011b nahlas vyhr\u00e1vat mobil. Leknu se, sval\u00edm se z postele a bokem dopadnu na Billovu sponu od p\u00e1sku. *** „Kaulitzi, okam\u017eit\u011b i se sv\u00fdm bratrem vyje\u010fte na<\/p>\n

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